2 PAPERS DOWN!!!

damn 8 more to go. i hate triple science i tell ya.
bloody shit. and my amath is like. so uber fantastic what.
i got the lowest in C2? what am i doing there anw.
i dont belong there for heavens sake.
gahhhh.

yoohoo!
stayed home from school to mug my eyes out.
to sleep the day away. so i can heal my aching stomach.
anww.. yest was tiring.
at one we went to look for garytan. then called pizza.
went for briefing.
headed off to the millenium classroom.
then sat down and they started the filming while we doodled around.
ratri fran and sophia played hearts.
haha! so much for learning.
then it started to be freaking cold.
so at three. we were cold and hungry.
and to think i only had a vege pau for recess!
was gastricking?!
yeaps. then moved on to the study pavillions to do more informal shooting.
haha! had fun recording riana's so creative poems. =D
seriously funnnaaayyyy.
and i contibuted the jlo part! hahaha! read it!


nannessissi
who livesby the mississipi
river. she's such a prune
thinks the earth is the moon
she's such a wuss
her voice is like a puss
nahahahahahahahahahahaa
hahahahahhahahahaha

genesis shee
likes to pee
in the yummy-looking murky sea
how can it be
she's too skinny
to get any liquid out of her body
hee hee hee

'sickening' she said
'i've given up hope'
'uh oh' we thought
'why's she suh a dope?'
she heard me say that
and gave me a stare
oh no oh no
i see her underwear!
my my i realised
she's actually real hot
cause her underwear
has pink ribbons and polka dots!
and then i look
her face has a red flare
gosh she's so BEEEYOOOOTEEEEEFOOOOOOL
just like her underwear
she starts to slap me
but what can i do?
i say 'i cant stop thinking
about your underwear and you'
oh dont be angry
genesis shee shu fen
you have nice underwear
im sure you'll learn
to wear something new
how about sexier things?
like black nets and thongs
and maybe a g-string
your butt keeps arousing me
it's SOOOOO J-Lo!
the way you walkin wavy
makes me wanna go HO HO
move baby move!
how'd you get so groovy?
yeah baby yeah!
you make me go loony

genesis oh genesis
nanne nanne nannesis
how do you show your care?
i've noticed the way
you've nagged at A.A.
and even touched her hair
that's just fuhreaky
but kinda kinky
oh no! what have you done?
you've interrupted
noelle and A.A.
they'd rather have their own fun

*genesis's personalised song*
oh jealousy
jealousy's taken over meeee
why oh why
do i love stefaniieeee?
maybe her tush is tangible
or maybe im just gullible
but i love her anywayyyyy
i wanna touch her everydayyyy
but someone's stopping meee
that noelle has to be so sexxyyyy
sometimes i have to wonder
what is wrong with meeee
maybe my boobs are too tinyyyy
maybe my hair's too slimmyyyy
gosh i dont knooowww
i just love her soooooo!

okayyy. better go study now. hahah lots of chinese to do. =|
oh and did i mention that they chose us cos we were supposedly photogenic?
i mean! i understand the others lah. but me?! i think garytan and lbk need to change their specs.
ohwells! and im so proud of my son and daughters! haha fran and lysia. (: the chio ones!
hahah yes their genes are mine too! -grin.

tablepc so frigging cool!!
hahaha brough it home with me but big deal.
only 12 hours to mess around wit it. and i've got no adapter.
so i cant charge it if the battery dies.
dammit.
ohwells. need to go study now.
sigh.

oops did i mention that i forgot to do ALL my homework?
was too engrossed in studying chinese!
and swimming and playing wit my dogs.
and eating. ohwhatthehell.
anwwsss. shall go to sch and copy like what.
lit i'm doing tonight! i need to pull up my grades man.
growls. stil have to write my answers for the friggin microsoft thang.
like wdvrrr.

here i am. slouched in front of the computer like an addict.
at the ungodly hour or 9am!
i should be snuggled up in bed for goodness sake.
damn it.
ahhh. i reallly should stop using damn too much.
it keeps slipping out in conversations with adults.
and then i get the evil eye from my mother.
ohwells... have to go to school. but thats at 11am!
all cos my sister has to go for piano anw.
heck. i should be in bed! hahaha gnight pple. (:

gahh!
im so tired!
i have so muchos homework.
gam gave newspaper report thats due tmr!
and chinese must study tingxie!!
havent started by the way. three chaps lehh.
zhihui nv tell me must studyy til today. =|
so im dead. and i keep falling asleep!
pish.

im in a fluster now. not knowing what to do.
never felt this way. so im in a fix. ohdearrr.
of all things to throw me they throw me this kinda situation.
pish.

EVERYONE HAS TO VOTE FOR SARATRI AND ISABELLA AND RENEE OF 3C2.
FOR EXCO! COS THEY'RE THE BEST COUNCILLORS A NAUGHTY CLASS COULD HAVE!

okay physics test sucked biiig time
ohwells!
hahahaha. feel lousy.
woke up with sore eyes! sniiff.
looked like some weirdo alien.
didnt dare to look some people in the eye lest i freak them out.
ohwellls.

okayyy.
biiiiig physics test tmr wit 3 chapters and im so dead.
maybe china scholar will let me copy?
okay wishful thinking.
hahaha. i've only done electromagnetic spectrum and i have refraction and lens to get to!
argggghhhhhhhhh! pish.

can you find any more meaning in this self-inflicted pain?
why do you choose to fall for it again and again?
you walked right into her spun web of lies
you chose not to see the deceit in her eyes
you crumbled under their harsh words
and so you weren't aware
but if you turned round you'd see;
charli was always there.




thankew elibird i love you! (:
and i forgive you for thinking of me there.
hahaha! aww aint that sweet? -grin.

did i mention that i was so dumb and clumsy,
as to fall into my OWN POOL.
not dumb what.
hahaha and the funny part was that i was thinking just before that...
'hmm maybe i'll go swim today'
haha! and splash i was in the pool in my green glory!
that was yest anw...
my dogs came running and looking at me in this totally huggable way...
with the head cocked to one side.
hahaha! and anww.
it was too hot today to go out. so i stayed home in the aircon.
smart,no?
hahaha. (:

im gonna pull my hair out oneday
and my mama wonders why im dropping hair.
one word is all i need.
stress.
STRESSS.
you read that stewpid singapore education system?
YOU BETTER READ THAT.
i hate school and i have white hair thanks to you.
pish.
and anw. i cant waste my time here.
yknow why?
i'll tell you why.
cos i've got a friggin killer chem test tmr.
and a physics one on monday. and a amath on friday.
did i mention that i failed both emath and amath?
i wanna kill sarah. shes sad she got 13 for her amath.
tooooot i say. toooot.

i've got the whole works.
ahchoos coughs and sorethroat.
dunno how i caught it too.
so please pity me!
but haha! it was a good thing in disguise cos no need to go sch!
hahaha. okayy fiine. i'll fall behind but that happens whether or not i go to sch what.
so yeahhh. so bored.
the mother has banned me from the comp and tv today.
but guess what. im here and shes not at home so there.
im hungryy.
shall go food hunting.

im so bored. its a public holiday and im at home.
ohwellls. might as well go and sleep and try to get rid of my eyebags.
hoho!

IM SO EXCITED!
anwww. shall tell my story first.
went to keppel wit xuan rah clarice isabel and yizhen(?!)
and anww. played tennis me vs. xuan and bel.
perspired like a pig.
run here and there. then walked by the indoor courts.
OMG GOT SHUAI GE!
hahaha eyechocolate! im being creative.
whooo! but i was not as despo as sarah and clarice!
and they accused me of being despo cos i went to drink the water cooler on the other side of the netting.
when he was there. im not THAT despo.
i was thirsty and no one wanted to treat me to a drink!!!
so anw. then we went to the arcade.
played ridge racer 2 and the bang bang game.
hoho! so fun.
then went up to play pool. okayy im so so now.
hahaha at least i could shoot in a ball right?!
me and clarice and bel. the amateurs.
haha! tryed to act cool and bimbo.
crossing our legs on the high chairs and stuff.
oh and in order for us to play. i had to act snotty.
ahahah. expert liao. cos i wanted to look older mah.
literally had my nose in the air all the while.
(: and then sent clarice and yizhen to queens.
then went to 7-11. heh. forced xuan to treat me to softeee.
then went home wit rahh. she was lying all over my bed. damn im gonna get rashes from her.
heh. and anw. while i was walking wit her down the dirveway to the car.
cos her mother came. then ahh. we both saw a shooting star!!!
squealed and shrieked and jumped up and down in delight!
hahahaha. then i...
stupidly. forgot to wish!
dammit all. but it must have been fate. cos it was just nice.
if sarah wanted to leave my room a litlle later we would have missed it!
hahaha damn cool man. so happy! hope its a good omen?!
-grin.

did you watch the miss singapore universe programe last night? well if you didnt, yea rachel tang hereby persuades you not to.
seriously, that show gives american idol a run for its money. i mean, i am utterly appalled. one look, in fact, one glance at the contestants and i was ready to throw my face down my golden toilet bowl. the day miss singapore wins, is the day i shave my head, give up hockey and change my name to clay aiken/guy sebastian/kelly clarkson.
so let me ask you, do you deem this a politically correct answer which shows a person's wit and character?
"...the food that i cant ever live without is popiah.."
or when asked what advice you will give to your daughter if she wants to join miss singapore, you answer:
"..its okay, mummy's here...and i will give her many hugs and kisses."
actually, the question asked for ADVICE. dude where's her brain. my answer to that above question would be, 'i will ask her to brush up on her wit and intelligence AND ditch the singlish'
and what about what romantic appetiser would you prepare ....
this damned girl said "i would make this plate of sweet fruits..."
you get the jist of it. FRUITS IS NOT AN APPETISER!!!
so now may i ask. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE JUDGES. according to my utmost humble opinion, laura tan should win. because of a very simple bottomline. no doubt her answer may not be the most humourous nor the most remembered, she gave a politically correct answer in proper and fluent english. thankyou. on the other hand, she has a pan asian look and an advantage of height. WHILST, sandy chua, the so crowned miss singapore universe 2004, has a girl-next-door face. no, scratch that, a houssewife-next-door face. her english is so so and her answers were nothing extraordinary. THIS shows our standard.

if you were ever so interested in looking out for this -ahem beauty pageant, you would have seen on The Sunday Times LIFE! section, of this woman in a bikini with her back turned, walking. the problem is, aint that the slightest speck of cellulite i see? EARTH TO ANDREA DE CRUZ, this is miss universe we're talking about. if you cant manage your slim 10 problem, go home, sleep, and forget about being the next simon cowell. you will only make a grave mistake then blame it on the lowly standards of singapore.

to quote, "bernice wong, miss singapore universe 2003, has set the standards so high that it is difficult for the next batch to follow up blahblahblah." this brings me to my -ahem again, first rhetorical question of the evening. BERNICE WONG?! and this, as a matter of fact, brings me to my second question, STANDARDS SO HIGH?! are you kidding me? with a mouth the size of texas, she could easily devour the mississippi and the colorado river altogether.

so in an ending conclusion, producers, please please please cut me some slack.
and i believe that half of this nation is with me.


quote unquote rachel tang.
so true! like hello bimbo fest?!
they arent even counted as bimbos they're so like.
plain.
sorry tangy for ripping it. bute copying is the best flattery!
so there. (:

hoho! the weekend is here!!
im so EXALTED!
haha cheem word, no?
my stewpid angel went swimming this morning!
twice! my maid got her out and dried her out.
then she jumped back in.
and now my mother says its my fault.
-rollseyes. like wdvrr.
everything is my fault lahhh huh?
piss off woman.
growls. anw. shall not let that dampen my mood!
hoho! (:

chinese test tmr!
gahhh. went for tuition just now.
then me and lace went into this chocolate shop. called teuscher?
the chocs are way expensive but damn they looked good!!
i nearly wanted to buy.
but.... $22.20 for 100 grams.
thats like. totally little.
so anww. studied abit. mostly tuning out and out.
so wdvrrrr.
im tired. time for bed!

how could something so magic magic,
become something so tragic tragic?

its sunday and its hot.
im getting a heat rash.
this heat is not good for my waistline i tell ya.
yknow, wit all the icecream that i cant live without.
stupid sun. i'd rather it rain. pfttt.

i love my delta goodrem cd!
hahaha. its quite nice and i've wanted it for some time.
anw. i love the last song even though its so.... simple.

My head's full of thought
Thoughts of you
And I'm distracted so easy
Thinking what to do
So unsure, so unfamiliar
Am I wrong to think that something could happen

Will you fall for me
I need to know, the way I'd like you to
Baby, will you fall for me
The way I've fallen for you

I'm not like myself
And I'm playing the role of someone else
And my hearts beating so fast
I can't stop it
And I'm so unsure
So unfamiliar
Am I wrong to think that something could happen

its niice. hahaha. (:

gahhhh. so hot.
the weather i mean.
went for piano this morning.
fell asleep when jw was playing her turn.
nearly drooled on the couch.
and anw. im so bored. but its too hot to go out
so forget it.
im staying at home to be a couch potato.
or maybe i shall play wit my dogs.
they were so cute when i got home.
so excited to see me then they jumped up on the door.
hahaha. so tall. and rocky was barking at the flower pot!!
super cute. now they're sleeping next to each other.
heheh. so lovable i tell ya.

ahhhhh. the weekend is here!
hahah! super happy. throat is so pain.
screamed my lungs out today during the cres tchers vs. queensway tchers.
hahahaha. so glad that we managed to turn the game around halfway.
especially me and xuan as scorers.
scream and scream. garytan fell down!
and he really was SURPRISINGLY AGILE.
hahaha. leeboonkeng was being corny.
and i bet josefftan came up with the GAY name of power rainbow!
thankgoodness i didnt write that on the board.
would have been so malu man.
and during lessons lbk turned RED.
LIKE TOTALLY RED. cos we found out from chormei tt it was his bday yest.
then me and max started singing happy bday.
then he turned so red! hahahahah.
who knew that he was born on april's fool!
hahaha no wonder hes so corny.
and lysia drew on chormei!
and renee went to tell her.
then when i fell asleep she came to draw on me! no fair.
pfft. ohwells! (: not a bad day.
cept for the beginning!
bloody amath test.